Lo-Cal Hi-Pro French Onion Dip
Chip-and-dip nostalgia, engineered.
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The dip everyone secretly finishes before the chips run out — rebuilt so finishing the whole tub isn't a crime against your macros.
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Lo-Cal Hi-Pro French Onion Dip
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Macros: USDA FoodData Central + label data (light mayo) • as written.
The Numbers Up Front
Yield: ~8 oz / 227 g
Default Portion: 2 tbsp / 1 oz
✂️ Trim Trim Trim
Nothing to trim in a dip — Greek yogurt replacing sour cream as the base is what keeps this one honest.
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📊 Before & After(per 2 tbsp)
| Calories | Protein | Fat | Carbs | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Store-Bought French Onion Dip | 120 | 1g | 10g | 4g |
| ⭐ Lo-Cal Hi-Pro Version | 40 | 6g | 2g | 2g |
| You Saved / Gained | −80 cal | +5g protein | −8g fat | −2g carbs |
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