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No-Bake Cookie Dough Protein Bars

The bowl you used to sneak from, now the whole point.

No-Bake Cookie Dough Protein Bars

No-Oven-Needed Lore

Mix, press, chill, done — no baking, no raw-egg guilt, just cookie dough flavor engineered to survive being called "breakfast."

Portion Matrix (Reference Scale)

No-Bake Cookie Dough Protein Bars

550Cal
39gProtein
15gFat
69gCarbs

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Macros: USDA FoodData Central + label data (protein powder, PB2) • as written. These bars are naturally calorie-dense per ounce, like any granola-style bar — the matrix exists for consistency with the book's system.

The Numbers Up Front

Yield: ~7.3 oz / 206 g (8 bars)

Default Portion: 1 bar (~0.9 oz)

✂️ Trim Trim Trim

Nothing to trim here — oat flour and protein powder are already lean by nature. PB2 over real peanut butter is the one lever that matters if you want to keep these bars small and mighty.

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📊 Before & After(per bar)

CaloriesProteinFatCarbs
Store-Bought Cookie Dough Protein Bar22012g9g24g
⭐ Lo-Cal Hi-Pro Version846g2g11g
You Saved / Gained−136 cal−6g protein−7g fat−13g carbs

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